Although if she had, who could blame her?
I've already seen a photo of this little guy with the caption: "I can haz brainz?"
(Note: I'm too sick and headachey to think hard about the rest of this story. I'll just say I really wish all shelters could be no-kill, but in the meantime, if you want a dog or a cat? Please adopt one from a shelter. Seriously. Listen to David Duchovny in those Pedigree commercials. He knows.)
Maybe tomorrow I'll give you a clue about what Wren and zombies have to do with each other ...